First Album Preview

by Smashy Claw

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Awesome! Rough mixes of songs to be included on our debut album, due out sometime in the next decade!

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released 04 April 2012
Austin Aeschliman - Vocals, guitar, bass, keyboards
Nathan Long - Vocals, guitar, keyboards
Steve Goodie - Drums

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tags: alternative experimental geek indie pop rock Longmont

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Some unsolicited testimony on the overwhelming awesomeness of Smashy Claw:

"Stop contacting ... more us!"
-Raves the New York Times newspaper

"They are visionary geniuses who are redefining music as we know it today"
-Austin Aeschliman of Smashy Claw less

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Track Name: CHOMPCHOMPCHOMP
Take this unlucky bloke
Take him to get his scrawny neck choked
Hang him up on a rope
Or better yet, slice it off for the folks

CHOMPCHOMPCHOMP
Says the guillotine, till it's full
It gets fed twice a week
On killers and fools
A rusty blade, a bloody serenade

I think that I smell a witch
She's working for the devil, so let's throw the switch
A headless body will twitch
It's good entertainment for all the kids

Soon you'll be lying dead
All the people's shoes are covered in red
You made it, now lie in your bed
Every twice a week, come get some head
Track Name: Jar of Worms
I'm out of luck, on top of the town
I'm caught in the clutch of this beast, going down

How did I let things get so far?
Looks like I opened up a jar of worms
Those shady dudes were eyeing me
They told me that the drinks were free
My eyelids weighed down with each sip

I woke up sometime later, I felt thin
Saw my reflection in a river, yellow skin

How can I live like this?
I guess I won't live long
There's giant ape and he's coming my way
He's looking to get some lunch
Life sucks as a banana

A hungry monkey tears down trees
Chasing at the fruit he wants to eat, I'm screwed
A helicopter drags me fast
With a harness I'm attached
On the bright side, now I'm full of potassium

I wonder what will happen if I'm detached
Will they let me get chomped on or change me back?

Get him to the zoo
Get him to the zoo
Track Name: Deadbeat Decimal
My name is 3.14160
You might have heard of my brother
His name is π
Everybody is so damn proud of him
They say he's a constant
While I'm constantly high

He gets all the glory
They think I am boring
I'm over shined
He'll help you do geometry
They're not so fond of me
He's in his prime

My parents 2 and 3
They barely even notice me
I'm still living with them
While my brother bathes in his success
I dropped out of school
I'm a deadbeat decimal

Every Christmas, π got more presents than me
They thought he was special, I disagree
They're so impressed by how he can find the ratio of a circles circumference
Well, I can balance a spoon on my nose

He gets all the revelry
I'm stuck in obscurity
I'm left behind
But if I ever need some fast cash
I've got a tape of a half-naked dance
He did when he was 5 (Black mail home boy)

My parents 2 and 3
They barely even notice me
I'm still living with them
While my brother bathes in his success
I dropped out of school
I'm a deadbeat decimal